True Users
#1: Kippie
#2: Björk
this list is exhaustive of all true users of skelastic.com
users not on this list are false users of skelastic.com
true users are granted all the powers and rights vested therein
false users have the power and right to choke on my hog and die
this has been a list of true users
forever and ever
amen
love,
skel